Balinese is a lot of thing, but one thing for sure that they work efficiently when it is related to the documents. Gw selalu kasih tepuk tangan meriah kalau urus-urus dokumen di Bali tuh serba cepet banget. Di Denpasar ya terutama karena gw tinggal di sini. Nggak tau lagi kalau di daerah lain. Ini testimoni gw yang tiap tahun harus urus dokumen visa suami, tiap tahun harus ke Dukcapil, Polres, wira-wiri di desa urus printilan. Akhirnya tahun ini gw putuskan untuk pindah domisili ke Bali. Yeay. Bukan tanpa alasan, tapi karena untuk menjamin KITAP, gw harus domisili Bali. Suami gw udah terdaftar di Imigrasi Bali. Jadi daripada gw harus pindahin dia ke domisili asal gw, yang mana gw udah nggak tinggal di sana hampir 20 tahun, ya lebih baik gw yang pindah. Ternyata, pindah KTP tuh gampang banget ya. Gw kira gw harus pulang dulu ke domisili untuk cabut berkas. Setelah tanya langsung ke domisili asal gw (Pake WA dan jawabnya nunggu lama banget), mereka bilang untuk urus surat SKPWNI (Su
I didn’t go to work last tuesday, why? Because I got diarrhea. I texted my supervisor and two colleagues of mine, telling them that I will not go to work. When I told them that I got diarrhea, they start to ask why, what did I eat, how come, blablabla…
A day before, I went
to 4 malls in Surabaya. Hey, not because I love to explore malls, but I need to
go there to find something and meet some friends. I went out at 9am and back
home at 8 pm. Kenyang kenyang deh keliling Surabaya.
The last mall I went
with my besties, we went to a coffee shop (Tous Les Jours) and eat the breads
there. I am curious about the taste of other bread because the tart cake of my
supervisor birthday was ordered there and that was so tasty. So my friends take
me there, to taste it. After enjoying our stories in coffee shop, we went to a
supermarket. Still in the same mall. I start to shop my daily foods, because I
plan to cook for whole week. Actually I prefer traditional market than
supermarket to buy groceries but yea I live to far from traditional market so I
make it here. In this place.
I love this mint color of this TLJ
The tragedy is
starting here…
I bought chicken,
corns, broccoli, and some onions, paprika and this and that. The point is in
chicken. I really avoid to buy ‘fresh chicken’ in supermarket because usually
it is already packed and covered by plastic so I couldn’t touch it to make sure
that it is still ‘fresh’.
Then I went home and
put them all in refrigerator. I planned to cook it next day. Wake up and realize
that my refrigerator is shut down. Wow. Start to worry about my groceries dong.
Then I fry the chicken and put it in my table. ‘Ok I will make the sweet sour
sauce tonight. It’s too late to cook now’. I left it on my table and going out
again with another friend. It still Sunday. But I already ate the fried chicken
a bit.
And start to feel
something weird on my belly…
After going out all
day long, I arrived home at 5 pm I guess and start to make the sauce for fried
chicken that I left this morning. Really, it so tasty. I mean the sauce. Because
some people already taste it and told me that it is tasty. But yes, the taste
for fried chicken is different. It wasn’t so fresh. Hmm.. but I still eat that.
Ate that night and for breakfast the next day.
so beautiful and instagramable right?? but deadly! sedih deh
At office, I ate spicy
mango, well like asinan. In an hour I couldn’t concentrate at all, my belly
really feel something wrong. Went home and successfully use the toilet for a
longggggggggg time. And yes, I got diarrhea. After long time never got
diarrhea, now I feel it and it make me feel so weak in a day.
nggak lagi hamil tapi ini tuh seger banget dimakan di Surabaya, apalagi mangga yang belum mateng sempurna.
I absent, and a
colleague next to mine asked me. She texted me, and nasty words coming from her
…
‘Pris kenapa nggak
masuk?’
‘Diare, gatau nih dari apa’
‘Bukan dari asinan mangga kemaren kan? Atau kamu terlalu malem liat supermoon? Jadinya masuk angin’
‘Ihh orang diare kok dibilang masuk angin’
‘Abis makan apa sih?’
‘Kayaknya sih ayam yang aku masak kemarin deh, aku kemarin masak ayam’
‘Huahahahhahahahaahah makanya jangan masak sendiri, bisa diare kalo kamu makan masakan kamu sendiri. Untung cuman diare, bukan keracunan parah’
‘Diare, gatau nih dari apa’
‘Bukan dari asinan mangga kemaren kan? Atau kamu terlalu malem liat supermoon? Jadinya masuk angin’
‘Ihh orang diare kok dibilang masuk angin’
‘Abis makan apa sih?’
‘Kayaknya sih ayam yang aku masak kemarin deh, aku kemarin masak ayam’
‘Huahahahhahahahaahah makanya jangan masak sendiri, bisa diare kalo kamu makan masakan kamu sendiri. Untung cuman diare, bukan keracunan parah’
Nasty right??
So I suspect the
chicken I bought a day before. The chicken wasn’t so fresh and maybe already
contains bacteria that I couldn’t see. Ya
kali bisa liat bakteri tanpa mikroskop, nggak laku yang jual mikroskop.
What is the moral
value? Something beautiful could be so deadly. Be careful!
The spicy mango look so deliciouse huhu
ReplyDeleteKlo di bogor banyak ni di pinggir2 jalan
Nah klo beli ayam di supermaket emang gitu suka takut takutan kurang fresh
emang delicious banget soalnya kl nggak enak nggak bakal ada yang makan haha
Deleteasinan Bogor bukan? dimana2 kliatan asinan bogor soalnya hoho
Nahhh itu makanya, itu baru pertama kali beli ayam di supermarket dan zonk T_T
Iku soale mbak pris ga ngajak aku wkwkwkw
ReplyDeleteHemm diajak diare pisan ta din? Hahaha
DeleteMalah katae temenku 'ya soale kamu yg masak, jadinya keracunan kamu' kurang hasyeeemm
Wkwkwkwk, mulane dimasak mbak. Ayam entah mbok untal yo perkoro, hahaha
ReplyDeletePengen ala2 kuntilanak mas, nguntal ayam mentahhh
Deletesaya mah justru merasa senang hati kalau demikian kejadiannya, lagian kenapa juga solo karier ajah, cpba ngajak-ngajak nggak bakalan begitu kejadiannya...sukuriiinnn
ReplyDeleteMalah disukurin ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
DeleteYawes lain kali tak ajak smuanya biar kalo diare juga bareng2 😂😂